Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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