Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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