Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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