eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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