yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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