the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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