Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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