let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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