6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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