party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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