My room smells like vodka and shame
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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