I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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