He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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