Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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