i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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