What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
