I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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