someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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