at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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