I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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