the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Randomize
