Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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