i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Sorry my hands just texted you
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
