You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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