it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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