you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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