I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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