mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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