I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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