Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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