very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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