i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
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You. Win. At. Life.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
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