If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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