Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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