Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
When did angry sex become our thing?
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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