Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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