So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
We don't watch enough power rangers
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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