He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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