i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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