i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
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