I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Just cropdusted the office
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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