sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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