Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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