I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
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