Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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