But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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