Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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