Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Actions speak louder than pants.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I smell like Dick and happiness
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Randomize
