Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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