Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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