i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
Randomize
