Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
tell me about the fingering
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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