You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
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