This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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