this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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