stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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