i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I think i got beer on your cat.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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